News flash, we here at #queenofheartsandmodernlove love astrology, and bring up each other’s horoscopes at least twice per shift – sometimes more if Mercury is in retrograde. I, personally, have found that the zodiac is an excellent means of understanding and analyzing our relationships with ourselves and those around us. Horoscopes enable one to take what works for them and leave what doesn’t. The alignment of the stars and planets allow us an out from having to put up with our life problems – we can simply blame it on the full moon!
Another way to distract one’s self from their woes is to, of course, shop, which is where we come in! Today, I, your personal shopper/amateur astrologer, am going to help you determine which of our products is bound to make you shine even brighter than the full moon! Without further ado, let’s begin with the firey, zesty, and smokin’ hot first sign of the Zodiac:
Sugar Bob’s Smoked Maple Sriracha
Aries have hearts of roaring fire, and are always determined to take things to the next level – what better way is there to do this than with a little bit of all natural, handmade sriracha?! Karen, our owner and resident Aries, is known to drink this stuff straight from the bottle.
14 oz. Rosewater & Coconut Candle
Taureans are often referred to as the “sensual hermits” of the Zodiac. Candles are sensual, and used mostly in the home, a Taurean’s natural habitat. In a fresh and romantic rosewater scent, a bull is bound to fall in love with this aroma.
Sixty Two Sunnies
The Gemini, known for being friendly, flirtatious, and two-faced aHEM I mean ~*~dualistic~*~, deserves an accessory that reflects who they are inside. These glamorous sunnies will enable the Gemini to develop a disguise, in case they want to change their persona. With these statement sunnies, one can go from totally drab to 1980’s International Super Spy in a snap. Stop ’em in their tracks, Gems!
Chunky Open Knit Cardigan in Blue
Cancerians deserve a sweater that’s bigger and softer than their hearts and as much like water as their souls. This big and bold cardigan is just that and more.
Take Me Out Jumpsuit
Leos love being Leos (I am no exception). We are unabashed lovers of ourselves and others, and enjoy sharing our energy and style with the world. This statement piece from Free People is the perfect vehicle to carry this out, and it is 100% guaranteed to dazzle everyone within a 30-foot radius.
Golden Measuring Spoons
These spoons are as gorgeous, golden, and perfectionistic as you, my sweet Virgos!
Good Vibes Oil
For when you need a second to relax when you’re in the middle of making a decision, because we all know how difficult that is for Librans.
El Diablito Tin Ornament
Don’t we all dream of owning the perfect self portrait?
Sagittarians long for abundant adventure, and deserve nothing less than the perfect adventure accessory: our uncontested OneLogFire. This log can be taken anywhere, and its fire burns at full force for a full two hours! Never let your inner-fire dim, dear Sag friends.
The Lauren Wallet in Espresso
Capricorns are the most success-driven sign in the zodiac, and need a state-of-the-art receptacle for their big bucks. The Lauren Wallet is not only gorgeous inside and out (like you), but can hold your smartphone, cash, cards, receipts, IDs, and coins.
27oz Retap Bottle
With this gorgeous glass 27-oz water bottle, all Aquarians can be water bearers in their own home *or* on-the-go! Fill with cold water to stay hydrated throughout the day, or a hot drink to warm your icy heart.
Rose and Honey Aphrodisiac Lollipop
Pisces, known to commit such acts as falling in love with strangers on buses and weeping at the sight of PDA, need to feed their insatiable desire for love. This rose-infused Pandora’s Pop boosts one’s libido while invoking romantic feelings, giving a shy Piscean the edge they need to find their eternal flame.
BTDUBS: All of the zodiac nameplate necklaces in the header of this post are available in-store.
Readers, may your day be positively enchanting no matter what your sign! <3