Monthly Archives: February 2011

Blue, Navy Blue

“Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially … Continue reading

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Sugar & Spice

Irregular Choice makes some amazing, kick-ass, crazy shoes.  Browsing through the website makes me feel a little bit like a sexually repressed spinster visiting a reform school for wicked girls and trying to choose which one I want to adopt.  … Continue reading

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Candy girl, you are my world.

I love Valentine’s Day.  Love, love, love it.  Despite trying, I have never been able to muster up the bitterness towards it that is so vociferously displayed by the majority of my single friends.  I think my love for it … Continue reading

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This is Dedicated to the One I Love.

On a recent buying trip in New York, I picked out this jacket for the store because I wanted one for myself.  I wasn’t just drunk on power, I was in love.  Passionately, tenderly, instantly in love.  It hung aloof … Continue reading

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We would prefer not to.

Sunglasses. Because sometimes you accidentally make eye contact with a stranger and he starts talking to you.  Sometimes you don’t mind making new friends, but today is not the day, and this man is not your friend.  Social prophylactics.  Say … Continue reading

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