Tea for Two

“Pass me a crumpet, please.”

“Oh!  The day is delightful!”

“I simply adore grilled cheese sandwiches.  Oh, here’s one in my pocket!”

“My hovercraft made an odd noise when I started it this morning.  Can you imagine?  It was a small calico rabbit, hiding in my console.  The sneeze gave him away.”

“Thank you very much for inviting me to your ice cream social.  I met a very handsome man and we had delightful sex in the treehouse he built for me.”

“Why, yes!   I would love a plate of free tacos from El Taconazo.”

“I seem to be floating a little off the ground.”

“While I was riding my unicorn over the bridge I saw the queerest little kitten baking a batch of cupcakes in a sunshine oven!”

“Is your tiger friendly?  May I pet him?  He has the softest belly!”

“I’m going to declare world peace immediately after my bath.”

“Oh Darling!  I adore you too!”

These are all things that you might say while you’re wearing this shoe:

Git it, girl.

About Queen of Hearts and Modern Love

Queen of Hearts est. 2006, a fashion boutique featuring cool, covetable jewelry, amazingly adorable dresses, and uniquely perfect accessories. Queen of Hearts also has a large lifestyle, gift and bath & body section. Located in the heart of the arts district in downtown Providence, RI. We have a little sister! Her name is Modern Love est. 2010. She’s a sleek, modern lifestyle store with a gorgeous selection of jewelry and accessories for you and your home. Carrying lines such as Herschel, Brixton, Fjall Raven, Orla Kiely, Paddywax, Crow Canyon and more. Not only do we pride ourselves on our top-notch customer service but, also provide complimentary gift wrapping for all your holiday gifts and treasures. We are also a dog-friendly shopping destination, year-round! We welcome you to step into our cozy, uniquely curated boutique where everyone is welcome. We are open every day!We love to see your beautiful face in person, but if you can't make it visit our new online shop at http://www.queenofheartsandmodernlove.com! Hours: Sunday 11 AM - 5 PM, Monday - Wednesday 11 AM - 6 PM Thursday - Saturday 11 AM - 8 PM
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3 Responses to Tea for Two

  1. Stella says:

    It was tough, but I’m pretty sure my fave is: “Thank you very much for inviting me to your ice cream social. I met a very handsome man and we had delightful sex in the treehouse he built for me.” Thank you, Abigails Party. Who knew a shoe could have such an effect?

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