Monthly Archives: July 2011

La Pantera Mambo

Spying is a lot of fun, which is weird because the information you glean from covert observation and snooping is rarely pleasing.  You might find out that someone is going to throw you a surprise party or that you’re going … Continue reading

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Jackson

It’s like peeling off a scab, like sweeping under the bed, like washing that man right out of your hair and throwing his old shirt that you’ve been sleeping with into the dumpster, like taking his picture out of its … Continue reading

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Too Sexy for my Shirt.

If you’ve never seen Romancing the Stone, you’re going to want to take care of that immediately.  There is a moment in the movie when (spoiler alert!) Michael Douglas is lying on top of Kathleen Turner.  They are naked, and … Continue reading

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Brand New Key

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived at the very tippy top of the tallest mountain in the world, a mountain so high that when you walked around on its peak you had to duck and … Continue reading

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