Little Black Dress, You are the Best


Little black dress, you are the best

You discreetly accentuate my two breasts.

You flatter and fit

All my bits

Whether I dance or rest.

You can be strapless or strappy or sleeved

With sequins or lace, you’re my black velvet steed.

You can nip in my waist

With alarming grace

You fill me with wanton need.

But it’s February, and I am so wicked broke

To buy a new pretty dress would be a joke.

Not to be rude

But I need food

Although to have you I would be stoked.

–Excuse me, what? You are on sale?

I can buy you and still eat my kale?

You’re another half off

The price that’s been chopped?

That’s better than nude Christian Bale!


About Queen of Hearts and Modern Love

We are Queen of Hearts, a fashion boutique featuring cool, covetable jewelry, amazingly adorable dresses, and uniquely perfect gifts in downtown Providence. A lot of our inventory is handcrafted by talented local designers and artists. We also have a little sister! Her name is Modern Love. She's a sleek, modern shoe store with a gorgeous selection of shoes, jewelry, and accessories. She's currently stocked with Frye, Irregular Choice, Poetic License, Nicole, Hue tights, We Love Colors hosiery, and many many more. We love to see your beautiful face in person, but if you can't make it visit our new online shop at!
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