Little Black Dress, You are the Best


Little black dress, you are the best

You discreetly accentuate my two breasts.

You flatter and fit

All my bits

Whether I dance or rest.

You can be strapless or strappy or sleeved

With sequins or lace, you’re my black velvet steed.

You can nip in my waist

With alarming grace

You fill me with wanton need.

But it’s February, and I am so wicked broke

To buy a new pretty dress would be a joke.

Not to be rude

But I need food

Although to have you I would be stoked.

–Excuse me, what? You are on sale?

I can buy you and still eat my kale?

You’re another half off

The price that’s been chopped?

That’s better than nude Christian Bale!


About Queen of Hearts and Modern Love

Queen of Hearts est. 2006, a fashion boutique featuring cool, covetable jewelry, amazingly adorable dresses, and uniquely perfect accessories. Queen of Hearts also has a large lifestyle, gift and bath & body section. Located in the heart of the arts district in downtown Providence, RI. We have a little sister! Her name is Modern Love est. 2010. She’s a sleek, modern lifestyle store with a gorgeous selection of jewelry and accessories for you and your home. Carrying lines such as Herschel, Brixton, Fjall Raven, Orla Kiely, Paddywax, Crow Canyon and more. Not only do we pride ourselves on our top-notch customer service but, also provide complimentary gift wrapping for all your holiday gifts and treasures. We are also a dog-friendly shopping destination, year-round! We welcome you to step into our cozy, uniquely curated boutique where everyone is welcome. We are open every day!We love to see your beautiful face in person, but if you can't make it visit our new online shop at! Hours: Sunday 11 AM - 5 PM, Monday - Wednesday 11 AM - 6 PM Thursday - Saturday 11 AM - 8 PM
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