What is your ultimate spring fantasy? Let’s discuss, because daydreaming about brighter days may be our only hope to keep from frowning to death about the weather. Hey March: winter called, it wants its weather back. Seriously, it is snowing today and people on the street are walking around looking like the snowflakes are gauging them in the eyes. It ain’t pretty.
Can you guys relate to this scenario: you’re scrolling through your instagram feed, la di da, ice, snow, bicycle, baby in a bathtub, oh cute, puppies, snow, then – out of nowhere – you hit a photo of your friend in the Dominican Republic.GASP. She’s wearing a tank top and she’s tan and she’s eating mangos and all of a sudden your eyes start bleeding and you black out and when you snap yourself out of it you realize that in your blind rage you’ve sent her a text and all it says is: *@$^%!!!!GAH#&^%(*@!!!!%*&@%@YOU&%!B!TC#@!($6.
If you’re like me, and you’ve reached this point, or are dangerously close to doing so, it’s time to do something about it. Make a positive change in your life. Come to rage rehab at Queen of Hearts and Modern Love. It’s time to give seasonal affective disorder a big F U with one of these bright and cheery dresses.
Is it your spring fantasy to have a leisurely breakfast out on a terrace that’s draped with Wisteria vines, meal served lovingly to you by a shirtless Ryan Gosling lookalike? If so, perhaps you’d fancy the floral Abril dress! If it’s your wish to frolic in a meadow of wildflowers making daisy chains, you’d look great doing it in our crisp white Andree dress. If your desires are darker than all that, imagine how great the Garrells dress when you take sail one balmy, moonlit evening in the not-so-distant future. If it’s a hot date you crave, look no further than the flowly, sensuous Rayna dress. You’ll be beating them off with sticks! Finally, if your dreams are about dancing the night away in leather and lace (perchance at an outdoor music fest?!) then the epic rock and roll Shirley dress with vegan leather detailing is no doubt the one for you.
The glory days are fast approaching, darlings, and our gams are so stoked to come out of hiding!